Thanksgiving is coming up, and I'm really sad about it. Why?

Well, you're 'sposed to have relatives to celebrate it with.

And I have lost contact with all my relatives (and I mean ALL of them, no second cousins or anything), and I don't go to church or anything like that.

My only real friend outside of here is my housemate, and he isn't home a lot most of the time, so I guess I'm spending it alone this year.

Oh, well.

List twelve of your favorite characters from books/anime/games/TV, in no particular order.

1. Mello (Death Note)

2. Light Yagami (Death Note)

3. Peter Griffin (Family Guy)

4. Gin Ichimaru (Bleach)

5. Neku Sakuraba (TWEWY)

6. Shigure Sohma (Fruits Basket)

7. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

8. Lyude (Baten Kaitos)

9. Gaara (Naruto)

10. Daisukenojo Bito "Beat" (TWEWY)

11. Teru Mikami (Death Note)

12. Kalas (Baten Kaitos)

-YOU SAID NO PARTICULAR ORDER!-




+Have you ever read a Six/Eleven [Shigure/Mikami] fic? Do you want to?+


Nuh-uh.

I'll read anything as long as it doesn't induce projectile vomiting


+Do you think Four [Ichimaru] is hot? How hot?+

In his creepy, snake-like way, he is.


+What would happen if Twelve [Kalas] got Eight [Lyude] pregnant?+

It might go a little bit something like this.

Lyude: Kalas! I told you to use a condom!

Kalas: Yeah, well, I told you not to put on Eiffel 65, but thanks to a disbanded Italian band, I moved my body, and in a few months, your face might go blue.
(-see what I did there? XD-)


+Can you recall any fics about Nine [Gaara]?+

No. They probably put him with Rock Lee a lot, though, for some reason.



+Would Two [Light] and Six [Shigure] make a good couple?+

Probably not.


+Five/Nine [Neku/Gaara] or Five/Ten [Neku/Beat]? Why?+

Change it to Beat/Neku and you got a deal.


+What would happen if Seven [Homer] walked in on Two [Light Yagami] and Twelve [Kalas] having sex?+

*Homer turns on a light*

Kalas: Hey! You're not Lyude!
Light: And you're not Ryuzaki.
(Two shrug and continue...oh dear XD)
Homer: Do'h! This isn't Moe's Tavern.



+Make up a summary for a Three/Ten [Peter Griffin/Beat] fic.+

Peter wondered what happened to Chris, and how it happened overnight (hey, IDK)


+Is there any such thing as One/Eight [Mello/Lyude] fluff?+

...there'd better not be.


+Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve [Homer/Kalas] hurt/comfort fic.+

Want a Duff?


+Does anyone on your friends list read Three [Peter Griffin] het?+

Gah, I sure hope not


+Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven [Teru Mikami]?+

That'd be very nice


+Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five [Light/Gin/Neku]?+

That'd be creepy.


+If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight [Lyude], what song would you choose?+

Move your Body by Eiffel 65 (seriously, I think I found a song Kalas and Lyude could play while having sex XD)


+If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve [Mello/Shigure/Kalas] fic, what would the warning be?+

Warning: Pure WTFery.


+"1 [Mello] and 7 [Homer Simpson] are in a happy relationship until 7 [Homer Simpson] runs off with 4 [Gin Ichimaru]. 1 [Mello], broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 [Mikami] and a brief unhappy affair with 12 [Kalas], then follows the wise advice of 5 [Neku] and finds true love with 3 [Peter Griffin].”+

...that is wrong on so many levels.


+How would you feel if Seven/Eight [Homer/Lyude] was canon?+

I'd ask what you were on.


+If Nine [Gaara] cheated on Three [Peter Griffin], what would Three do?+

Hunt him down and send him on an endless tirade of cutaways

+Choose an angst-y song for Six [Shigure Sohma].+

Bring me to life by Evanescence


+Name your OTP involving Eight [Lyude].+

Kalas/Lyude (No contest, really)


+How would Seven [Homer Simpson] ask Ten [Beat] for a dance?+

If he did, he'd probably get a frying pan upside his head


+A road trip across the country, involving Three [Peter Griffin], Four [Gin Ichimaru] and Twelve [Kalas]. Disaster or not?+

I'll say just one thing: Run, Kalas! Run like Hell!

I'm freaked out now.

Why? I submitted my Halloween fanfic for this year. A Baten Kaitos/Saw crossover, to be exact.

I can't believe I used that idea. I guess because I thought it was scary enough.

I had to think of something scary, and that was the best I could come up with.

So, yeah, I'm shaky now.

Is it me, or does Geldoblame from Baten Kaitos look a lot like the fat guy from Gladiator?

The resemblance, (in my opinion) it is striking!

I'm itching to do this!

Six ships you're into right now
1. Beat/Neku (TWEWY)
2. Kalas/Lyude (Baten Kaitos)
3. Sasuke/Naruto (Naruto)
4. Light/L (goes either way) (Death Note)
5. Light/Matsuda (It's an unusual pairing) (Death Note)
6. Neku/Shiki (A straight pairing? What is this madness?) (TWEWY)

Three ships you liked, but don’t like anymore / lost the urge to ship
7. Kalas/Xelha (I don't know. I just don't like it anymore) (Baten Kaitos)
8. Link/Zelda (I guess it just fell out of favor with me) (Zelda)
9. Kalas/Marth (They look like they could be brothers) (Baten Kaitos/Fire Emblem)

Four ships you never liked
10. Gaara/Lee (I heard of opposites attract, but that...) (Naruto)
11. Kalas/Spirit (How is that even possible?!) (Baten Kaitos)
12. Lyude/Mizuti (Uhhh...Isn't she 14?) (Baten Kaitos)
13. Joshua/Neku (I don't see it happening. Sorry.) (TWEWY)

Two ships you’re actually curious about, but never shipped
14. Gibari/Ladekhan (Hey, they're best buddies, and it looks interesting XD) (Baten Kaitos)
15. Sagi/Milly (I hear it's canon) (Baten Kaitos)

Why do you dislike #11 so much?
How can you kiss a spirit?

Who is someone you know that ships #14?
!

What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?
didn't it happen in episode 3? XD

Which is your favorite moment for #1?
Any time during week 3

How long have you been following couple #6?
During week 1

What’s the story with #8? What made you stop liking them/caring?
I don't know. The whole rank business? She's a princess, he's a farm boy or something to that effect?

You have the power to make one ship nonexistent. Choose between #10 or #12.
#12! Shoo, Shoo!

Which ship do you prefer: #2 or #4?
#2! #2! That's my favorite!

What interests you about #15?
They're already together, right?

Why did you stop liking #7?
No idea. Maybe the fanfiction I've been reading?

Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the show?
no.

What’s a song that reminds you of #5?
Trail of Broken Hearts by (Get this O.O) Dragonforce


If you could have any of these pairings double-date, who would it be?
#'s 2 and 4. Oh, the madness!

OMG TRIPLE DATE! 1/2/4
Oh, now you're just making me think. XD

Have #2 kissed yet?
Of course not. I wish it would happen, though.

Did #4 have a happy ending?
No.

What would make you start shipping #14?
No idea. A lot of things, maybe.

If only one could happen, which would you prefer, #2 or #6?
#2!

You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?
It already happened during the Chunin exams

Which do you dislike the most?
#13 (I think Joshua's kinda okay, but I don't really like that pairing)

Which of these ships do you love the most?
#2! I've loved them for a long time!

(Please don't kill me for this...)